Visually speaking, if the sperm of Steven Gerrard and Dirty Sanchez's Pritchard converged simultaneously on the egg of an absolutely featureless woman, I would be the resulting spawn. Alas I'm neither good at football nor being footed in the balls. Geographically I hail from St.Neots, otherwise known as the waiting room for Jeremy Kyle/Darwin. For most of the year however I can be found at UCL, studying for a masters in Physics. I talk a lot of rubbish and plan to use London's mouth as my landfill site.