Children, look away now. We’ve got the lowdown on the big guys who spend the weeks before Christmas having their ears chewed off by kids who haven’t yet reached “austerity” in My First Dictionary. Those charming people from High and Mighty took time off selling clothes to big guys to survey fifty armchair Santas about their tastes and desires. Whether the real Santa approves of their life choices won’t be known until the morning of 25 December. But what do you think?